Moms Say the Darndest Things

So people always talk about the funny, cute, silly, things kids say...but as a parent I find myself saying some things that I never thought I would. I definitely need to keep track of these, I could probably write a book!

Yesterday I said, "Audrey, have you been drinking again?"

I had to stop and think a little about it and laugh to myself. Why would I say that to a 2 year old? Well, she likes to drink her bath water and of course has to try and get away with it during every bath. I can take all the toys away that she does it with, and she'll still find a way. Sigh...

Have some strange parenting sayings of your own? Please share!